You've collected all of the available costumes.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You've spent $500.
You sold 300 junk items.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
You befriended your father.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
